Is this a joke? I only date sexy men in their 30s

Every week, Femail asks two singletons to report back from their blind date.

This week, it was Marissa and Enso’s turn to see if they were a match.

Here’s what happened.

Marissa, 58

Dating past?

I got married at 20 and we had three children. After 13 years, we divorced and I then had an 11-year relationship, during which I had my fourth child. My third and final relationship lasted eight years and ended in 2012. Since then I’ve been on the apps, but I was removed by one. Apparently my pictures were too pretty and I was accused of ‘catfishing’. I suppose it’s a backhanded compliment!

Pre-date nerves?

No, I’m good at switching on the charm. In my spare time, I compete in beauty pageants, and I won my last one.

First impressions?

Oh my god, is this a joke? Those were the words that ran through my head. I don’t want to be horrible, but Enso looked a lot older than 64. I usually date men in their late 30s and early 40s with good teeth. He was well turned-out, but I’m afraid I wouldn’t look twice at him in the street.

58-year-old Marissa is a personal assistant looking for an emotionally mature man who listens and takes pride in his appearance

Easy to talk to?

Yes. We talked about our children. Enso showed me a picture of his daughter – she is very pretty – and I think I motivated him to see his son more often. I can’t remember how long Enso’s been single – three years? Coincidentally, my most recent ex-partner left me for a Thai woman and Enso’s ex-wife is also Thai. We were able to trade war stories, so at least we had that in common.

Embarrassing moments?

No, none really.

Did sparks fly?

I suspect Enso knew that, from my side of the table, there was zero chemistry towards him. I know if I wasn’t superficial we’d get on as friends though, because Enso is actually a decent guy. But sexually, I am attracted to men with far better teeth than his.

See him again?

No. I might call him to prod him to see his son, but there will be no second date.

What do you think he thought of you?

I don’t know…in all honesty, I am too out of his league to mind what he thinks.

Would your family like him?

My granddaughter (she is a mini me) would know he’s not for me. All of my exes have been very good looking – and Enso isn’t.

Enso, 64

Dating past?

I was with my ex, who’s from Thailand, for 20 years. Today I have got a few situationships going on. I do approach women all the time – you’ve got to try, haven’t you?

Pre-date nerves?

I was apprehensive, but I have been in much scarier situations with women.

First impressions?

When Marissa arrived, I noted she had a good body and high cheekbones – I could get to fancy her, I thought.

Easy to talk to?

Yes, I did most of the talking. Marissa was sympathetic, and agreed I’ve got a lot on. My daughter isn’t liking university and my unemployed son, 20, lives in a garden shed at his mother’s place. Marissa advised me to keep trying to get in touch with him. I don’t look at menus, so I ordered two child portions of spaghetti bolognese.

Enso, 64, is a part-time window direct salesman looking to meet a woman into athletic pursuits who is younger than him

Embarrassing moments?

Before Marissa arrived, I got chatting to the female diner at the next table, and went on about my ex a bit too much. The woman then listened in on our entire lunch. Also, I was convinced my date’s name was Marietta and called her that throughout – I’m still not sure, to be honest.

Did sparks fly?

I didn’t flirt at all. Marissa wasn’t open to being seduced. She’s a wily woman – I wouldn’t have dared to try. I said if you’d like to see me again, it’s fine to contact me. She looked at me oddly.

See her again?

Yes, I think she will stay in touch. However, towards the end of our lunch, it was clear she was getting ready to leave. ‘I think we’re both bored after an hour of this,’ she said.

What do you think she thought of you?

Financially? Not much. My card was marked down because I lost £70,000 on properties and £200,000 when my company went bust. She must have thought I was an idiot. I did tell her I own a beautiful three-bedroom house though.

Would your friends like her?

Yes, she is a confident, outgoing person, and my friends are into women like her.