I don’t know what anything is called anymore
I don’t know what anything is called anymore
For some reason, chip producers, phone makers, and software developers all decided at once that this was the perfect year to rename their offerings.
Apple, Xiaomi, OnePlus, and Qualcomm: What if we just ruin name conventions this year?
I get it, all companies need to reinvent certain aspects every few years, and naming changes are an integral part of rebranding efforts.
What doesn’t make sense is whimsical strategies. Xiaomi’s strategy, if you can even call it one, is to follow Apple. It blatantly admitted that the sole reason it strayed from its usual naming convention is that it wanted its new phones to be viewed as direct iPhone 17 Pro rivals. Didn’t we all learn in high school that sitting next to the cool kid doesn’t make you one?
Five years ago, we launched a high-end strategy to learn from our greatest opponents and firmly benchmark against the iPhone. So far, Apple is still excellent. Everyone has seen the success of the iPhone 17 series, but we are still very confident that we will face the iPhone in the same generation and level.
Lu Weibing, Xiaomi’s partner and president, September 2025
Xiaomi jumped from 16 to 17 because it wants to pitch its latest phones as iPhone 17 rivals. | Image Credit – Xiaomi
OnePlus is supposedly moving from 13 to 15 because the number 4 is considered bad luck in Chinese culture. Okay…but 13 was fine?
Qualcomm is perhaps the worst offender. Remember the Snapdragon 888 5G? Its follow-up was 2021’s Snapdragon 8 Gen 1. Then came last year’s Snapdragon 8 Elite. This year? Say hello to the Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5.
And if you think Qualcomm skipped a generation, that’s so not trueaccording to the company.
Qualcomm put up a whole blog post to explain its confusing decision.
The chip maker says that it adopted single-digit naming in 2021, and swears the Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5 is the fifth chip in the series. Silly of you to even imply that it’s not continuing with the same naming convention.
At least Apple’s intention to align the software version numbers with the calendar year seems logical.
With my doomscrolling, my Kindle, and the giant screen in the living room already competing for my attention, it’s not easy to keep track of multiple, and in most cases, unnecessary name changes every year.
And maybe I am supposed to have all those names at my fingertips at all times, and this blog post is another self-sabotaging move. Classic me.
However, with a barrage of new launches every year across different devices and software categories, I really don’t appreciate these erratic changes.The only case where it would make sense to deviate from a naming strategy is when a device is completely different from its predecessor. In those instances, it would be more prudent to discontinue the last-gen device, as Samsung did with the Note.
The smartphone market is fiercely competitive. While mainstream manufacturers like Apple can afford to offer everything from minis to SEs to Airs to Ultras, others might want to consider treading a little more carefully.
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Author: Anam Hamid
Published on: 2025-09-29 00:18:00
Source: www.phonearena.com
